“Ugh. Amateurs.”

“Oh boy. Think I need a little liquid courage for this.”

“…I’m sorry. There was just no way I was gonna be able to keep a straight face.”

“Do I wanna know why you’re here at three am? It’s rude to wake a girl up like this ya know.”

“What’s the point of masks if we’re not usin’ them to have some fun? Like robbin’ a bank or somethin’?”

“Well, I gotta say this place is a lot cozier than some places I’ve stayed.”

                 Indie   Arrow   and Arkham-verse Harley Quinn, set post Arkham
                 City/pre   Arkham  Knight,  and  post   the events of Arrow 2x16.  
                 Also influenced by various other sources.   Mun & muse are both 
                 of age,   and any  NSFW or triggering content will be tagged and
                 beneath  a  read  more. Adaptable  writing  style.  10+  years  rp
                 experience,  4   years   on   tumblr.   Always  open  for   plotting!

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              i'm a trained therapist."